Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

Sass Effect

When you sass someone so hard, they sass you back, only to be sassed back again.

There was so much sass getting thrown around, it was pretty much a complete Sass Effect. No one survived.

by Chuggertron9000 April 25, 2015

sass bass

Someone who has so much super sass.

You’re such a sass bass

by Sallyque November 10, 2017

Sass panties

A holy place all men want to get inside of, rumored to be adorned with the finest lace and pictures of pikachu.

I tried to get inside those sass panties but i still cant figure out how!

by blooisblooisbloo March 31, 2020

Sass Drunk

Noun; When you are so drunk that you passout in the middle of a sandbar, face down and start to puke all over yourself so much that people have to dig you a puke hole so you dont die

Guy 1: "Dude, i am about to get sass drunk tonight"
Guy2: "I am not taking care of you"

by dancer1_ August 30, 2010

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

sass-off

A competition of wit and oratory prowess between two clever and sarcastic people, esp. between two intelligent gay men.

I wonder who would win if Oscar Wilde and Lytton Strachey had a sass-off.

by Colorado Sweets December 28, 2003