samurai scissor

is when a lovely lady after a long night of partying takes you back to her place for some funand before you get down to buisness she lays on her back spreads her legs wide and has you take a huge dump in or on her vagina

Last week Klaw got to samurai scissor Shatoya and her vagina has consequently smellled like feces for a week.

by dooooooooostin February 22, 2008

Samurai Wannabee

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.

Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!

by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

Samurai Revenge

The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.

"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."

by Vanoc March 19, 2010

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

Samurai Katsu

Also known as "Paranoia Man", "Freestyle Master", "Samurai Dragon" and "Total Japan Warrior". A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai that lives in the present. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks. Also he is "The Absolute Master of Wisdom". He will kick the ass of all pro-wrestlers of the world.

The Master of Wisdom...
will fight...
for the freedom...
for peace...
TO BE THE BEST FIGHTER EVER!!!!!!!!

The Samurai Katsu easily defeated Brock Lesnar...

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003