Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

by Jawayne September 10, 2003

salted

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014

salt

The want to have sex with someone.

"ohh I want to salt you up!!!"

by PicklesMcGee April 18, 2006

Salt

You can use 'Salt' just for some relevance to an irrelevant subject.

'Salt' is a commonly used word that is used when someone wants to make a point about something as well.

"This fridge is awesome"
"Salt"
"...Agreed"

Dude, that chick is hot! Salt!

by Relevant Salt June 9, 2011

Salt

Expression when someone does something stupid or lame
Can also be used as "Salty" or "SAN(salty ass nigga)"

"He just fell of the porch!! LOL!"
"I bet he feeling salty!"

"Man I went to target and i couldn't get a refund!"
"Salt!"

"She wouldn't go to prom with me.."
"Sal-ty!"

by ims0pr3tty July 21, 2009

Salt

To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"

John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!

by Saltyman February 17, 2010

Salted

A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted

Joe :His girlfriend slept with his best friend

Smith : SALTED!

by Potpr May 1, 2006