Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Steam Sales

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.

Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

salma

The most beatiuful girl anyone has ever seen, perfect girlfriend material and once you have her you will pray you never lose her,she will make you smile even when you're down and always be there if you have a problem.

"wow that girls got to be a salma"

by smelly belly October 27, 2012

Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.

I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

salesperson

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?

Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!

by whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean? August 19, 2016

SalmonHand

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.

Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*

by JohnC86 March 22, 2009