E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

P.M.S

Abbreviation for Pissy Male Syndrome. Guys get p.m.s too!

My boyfriend has P.M.S

by Lauramarielive.com April 17, 2016

P.M.S.

Post movie stretch: That soothing, almost unavoidable stretch you have to do after watching a movie.

Guy 1 stretches and accidentally hits Guy 2.
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."

by Shifter027 November 1, 2010

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...

"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."

by Freakstone October 9, 2007

P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.

No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.

by Mama Bragz June 28, 2009

S.T.U.M.P

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006