Post movie stretch: That soothing, almost unavoidable stretch you have to do after watching a movie.
Guy 1 stretches and accidentally hits Guy 2.
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."
by Shifter027 November 01, 2010
An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 06, 2010