Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Jade and Rylan

so cute meant for each other.
love them as a couple.
please they will need it.
make them kiss u will not regret it trust me.
and if Scarlett is dating Rylan make them brake up.

aww Jade and Rylan are so cute

by Abi is a BITCH March 19, 2019

Rylan

Rylan is the type of person that will try to hook up with any girl he can get with. (Dakota) He will date them then be dumped for cheating on them. Everyone will then say to them. "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."

Rylan dated someone then was dumped like a loser.

by Saltypat February 4, 2020

Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.

- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.

by Miket325 July 30, 2020

Rylan

"the best godly" "basically jebus" (<- in his words) has no phone

Rylan, do u have a phone yet?
No, but im streaming this weekend

by katti October 25, 2020

Rylan

A girl named Rylan is usually a very very very ugly girl, and wants to play and cheat on everyone

Girl 1- omg, rylan is so annoying

Girl 2- ikr
Girl 3-YES

by personthehuman November 5, 2020

Rylan

Rylan is a cunt

Person 1: hey have you heard of rylan?
Person 2: yea he's a cunt

by Davey11122 November 22, 2021