kitchen floor reset

A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.

When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".

Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday

by lolafitz May 18, 2016

did my own research

Spent 20 minutes on Google looking for any blog entry or reddit post that confirmed what one already suspected or wanted to be true

I learned that vaccines cause autism because I did my own research.

by RealLemon February 17, 2019

Factory reset

When you eat a women's ass from behind, and reach around and stimulate her clitoris at the same time

1st person: Dang man, I shouldn't have did what I did to her last night, I was drunk.

2nd person: What u do to her?
1st person: I wanted her to feel something different, I wanted to be different. I gave her the factory reset last night.
2nd person: man u done fucked up, u ain't never getting rid of her now

by Slangventer316 March 14, 2021

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.

No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

by Paulie walli August 25, 2006

research papering

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.

Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.

by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

questionable resend

when txt ing somebody, and not getting a response, resort to resending the identical text message. if the recepient questions about the duplicate message, the sender blames the resend on an error

dave: yo man you sent me multiple texts of the same thing.
tim: REALLY?!? my bad, must have been a error resend.
dave: i dunno man, sounds like a questionable resend
tim: nah man, my phone does that shit all the time.

by ag771989 January 9, 2008