rustin

someone who thinks he has serious gaming skills in various video games, has people over the time (afraid to be alone), also afraid to go into bape alone

i went to rustin's house, but then rustin forced me to go into bape with him.

by jetsfan1995 December 19, 2008

rutting stag

A girl lays on the edge of the bed with her legs high in the air, like a stag preparing to fight. The boy makes love to her by standing at the bottom of the bed.

Edna darling get in the rutting stag position! You're gunna get the full length of my old man tonight! Scream if you wanna go faster!! Yee Haa!!

by Tent peg October 29, 2017

rustin

mikes son

is that mikes son? yea rustin

by rustinsdadakamike April 23, 2019

siri-rupting

To annoy by speaking to someone else's Siri, adding random words to their dictation. Often done one too many times to be considered funny. Sponge.

My girlfriend kept siri-rupting me in the car. I was going to take her for sushi, but now we're heading to McDonalds.

by ChrisMacG March 21, 2016

rusting

Rusting describes the activity where a person gets lost in the virtual video game world called Rust, by Facepunch Studios.

Dude asks:

"What will you be doing tonight?"

Guy answers:

"I will be rusting."

OR

Co-worker says:

"Will you be rusting tonight?"

Nerd answers:
"Yes. Server West Cost | No Craft C4. Call me and we can Skype."

by Mr_White_Yo March 15, 2014

Rustin

Rustin is the type to get absolutely no play. This man gets zero bitches. He couldn't even get any if he wanted to. Despite his lack of women, rustin is an absolute chad when it comes to raw determination. The guy is relentless until he gets what he wants. It may be due to his overly inflated ego. But in the end, rustin gets NO BITCHES.

This guy get absolutely no bitches. He mist be a Rustin.

by chonkywonky69 March 28, 2022

Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014