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Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet
Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.
by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018
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rule 14

Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
Troll: omgasm wii is for kiddies and da 360 rules and u all sux!
Poster: Rule 14.
by Bobcasfd November 3, 2007
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Rule 16

Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.

Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!

Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!

Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
by mtnmeister July 8, 2009
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rule 14

By responding to trollbait in an online forum or chatroom, the troller automatically gains victory regardless of the level of maturity of the bait or subsequent responses to said bait.
sk8ter_boy1337: gears of war is teh gai, halo pwns.
HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.
by TheJamoke December 30, 2007
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Rule 15.5

If a video game exists, there is Thomas the Tank engine of it in some form. Whether it be through the game's own features, mods, or just artwork, you are bound to find something related to Thomas the Tank engine in any game.
>"Seriously, this game just came out and already there is a mod that adds Thomas the Tank Engine?"
>"Yeah dude, that's Rule 15.5 of gaming"
by GrimoireOfMarisa November 21, 2019
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Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation
Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11
by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009
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Rule 16

Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.

An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
A: Hey, I just spotted this hot chick!
B: Rule 16.
by Ryutaro May 9, 2008
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