Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

by Snailutopia September 1, 2017

Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023