Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023