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A game played by people that have most likely never picked up and read a book in their lives.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.

Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
Guy 1: "Hey man, want to go roll around in the mud and get all sweaty and then sexually harass some nerds?"

Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"

Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"

Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
Rugby by mrscoobs May 19, 2014
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Rugby is a shit sport and deserves to be banned around the world AFL FOR LIFE
Rugby is shit
Rugby by bich wat May 21, 2018
Rugby is for real manly guys to play and for us girls to drool over the guys. Its a game for more upperslass people and gets rid of the football knackers!!!!
Irish knackers are filth, scurms of the earth and play football.
Upperclass irish guys play rugby.
rugby by Na-na May 3, 2005
A sport men use as an excuse to lie on top of each other and touch eachothers penises.
Rugby
rugby by swagalicious69#swag January 13, 2015
football - a game that just makes rugby look better!
Rugby by siskybiz March 13, 2011
A true game of two halves: rugby league - the game played in heaven (why do you think Jesus had 12 disciples) by supremely fit and hard men and rugby union played by fat blokees and a kicker. Aparently England are good at this because they have a player who can hoof the ball over from 50 yards, and an ex rugby league player that can score tries.
Amazing, I've survived a game of rugby with only two injuries.
rugby by FB November 26, 2003
Rugby is just an excuse for guys to touch each other
he's playin rugby, hes gay
rugby by jesus is # 1 April 27, 2008