1 definition by mrscoobs
A game played by people that have most likely never picked up and read a book in their lives.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.
Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.
Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
Guy 1: "Hey man, want to go roll around in the mud and get all sweaty and then sexually harass some nerds?"
Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"
Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"
Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"
Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"
Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
by mrscoobs April 6, 2014