Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

rubiya

Ruby, ruby, ruby. She is a gem of a person. And is one of the sweetest friends ever. You are lucky to have her. She shares food, love, happy moment and spreads happiness whenever she can. She is just perfect. Fashion sense top class. Damon Salvatore and Klaus lover, perfect girlfriend material. She is class apart.

You got rich, when you get a Rubiya.

That's so classy, is it Rubiya?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

rumika

Beautiful girl who is loyal and sweet. At the same time a bitch who can beat up anyone for her loved ones. She is lazy and loves to eat. Does not talk much but very cool. She is a savage.

Hey wow you're so rumika

by Rumi08 November 23, 2021

Rubiya

Rubiya means spring season, this name girls bring hotness and happiness in your lives as spring season brings..

Rubiya beings happiness

by Toufiya November 24, 2021

Rubik's cube

A pain in the ass that you can’t solve,

It gets me very frustrated and I want to punch a wall,

A cube of pain and torture,

Joe: “I can’t solve this Rubik's cube”
Jeff: “fuck off”

by Ihatecubes May 29, 2022

ruvika

Ruvika means the symbol of love of a boy and a girl

Ruvika I guess ur parents were made for eachother

by Ruvika May 15, 2023

Rubik's cube solver

A person who can solve Rubik's cubes. and you are usually wowed or furious with him.

1. (person a) That kid just solved a Rubik's cube!

(person b) Really! That is so fricking amazing i cant explain it! What is that Rubik's cube solver's name?

2. (a) Grrrrr...

(b) Whats wrong?

(a) That guy/chick just solved my Rubik's cube.

(b) Wow! Why did that make you mad?

(a) I've been working on it for months and i finaly got a side. and then he/she comes along and says that he/she can solve it. I didn't believe him/her and i say prove it. Then he/ she solves it under a minute! I hate that Rubik's cube solver!

(b) Whatever dude! At least now you can put it down and get back to work!

(a) Grumble grumble grumble.....

by marschaos2 November 13, 2009