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Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
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Goat roper

A redneck who is known for tying up goats with rope to tape them
by Conwaydawg October 9, 2017
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Goat-roper

A Mexican cowboy. Not to be mistaken for a Chicano (Mexican-American) who wears cowboy boots, but an actual Mexican illegal alien dressed as an unusual looking cowboy.
"Stop by Home Depot and grab a couple laborers. Preferrebly
goat-ropers rather than vatos."
by SgtDangles January 4, 2017
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Evayn Plum Taylor Roper

Super pretty girl with a gorgeous smile and a hot ass.
Bob Kupfert is NOT an Evayn Plum Taylor Roper.
by Thenaner October 6, 2010
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elise roper

A kind funny girl who always makes time for everyone. She is an extremely talented woman and makes and effort to be with a Kamden Thompson.
Elise roper could even be with a Kamden Thompson!
by Swollentoe March 8, 2018
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CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.
"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"
by Footpucci October 19, 2020
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Roper

A common last name in the southern region. Derived from an English surname for “makers or sellers of rope.” Most people with this last name are very hairy almost as if they are direct descendants of the “homo erectus.”
Jacob: Wow man, you are hairy!

Robert: Thanks man. I am a Roper!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025
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