Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
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A redneck who is known for tying up goats with rope to tape them
by Conwaydawg October 10, 2017
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A Mexican cowboy. Not to be mistaken for a Chicano (Mexican-American) who wears cowboy boots, but an actual Mexican illegal alien dressed as an unusual looking cowboy.
"Stop by Home Depot and grab a couple laborers. Preferrebly
goat-ropers rather than vatos."
by SgtDangles January 5, 2017
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Super pretty girl with a gorgeous smile and a hot ass.
Bob Kupfert is NOT an Evayn Plum Taylor Roper.
by Thenaner October 5, 2010
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Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
by Seven fifty April 2, 2023
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To bust a viscous load while in tears.
"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"
by Footpucci October 20, 2020
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a 5’9 student who attends the lovett schools. he has a thing for middle schoolers and frequently tries to get with girls 1-2 years younger than him. his giant hair adds 5” to his height and he refuses to put any effort into school or football and is a solid second string on jv. his mom also tried to sue lovett for being “too liberal”
yikes, did you see hugh roper with that 8th grader at seaside?
by bigbigbig27 November 22, 2021
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