The Joe Rogan Experience

Sucking your own dick, with or without finishing.

“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”

by Justsomefukndude November 12, 2021

dirty joe rogan

An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.

Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"

Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"

by Sammoot November 22, 2013

Seth Rogan

IS FUCKING AMAZING, AND IS ALSO THE SON OF RAPTOR JESUS.

Seth Rogan is soo fucking amazing, it doesnt help that he is the son of Raptor Jesus.

by Seth Rogans Son October 16, 2008

Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007

The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

Seth Rogan

A fat unattractive man who dates a hot woman.

Look at that Seth Rogan over there, he's datin one fine ass bitch.

by Eat At Joes March 22, 2009

Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.

"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".

by Malarke August 23, 2008