Roffe

Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels

A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders

by Derfl May 12, 2010

Roffels

The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.

I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!

by Grey December 20, 2004

roffnar

Rolling on the Floor for No Apparent Reason

a:what's wrong with you?
b:ROFFNAR

by Stirpy January 2, 2007

roff

A typo for ROFL, that is pretty funny when you say it, it gets stuck and you end up saying it all the time. Normally signifies that it is less funny that rofl, as heh is for stuff less funny than haha

<Rogultgot> Ich habe einen....pie
<Bacon> roff
<Bacon> ...I mean rofl
<Bacon> wait, no, roff is good

by Bacon April 11, 2005

roffle

Verb: to laugh, said in response to something funny.

Derived from the acronym "rofl" which litterally means "rolling on the floor laughing".

"That shit had me rofflin so hard!"

"Roffle!"

"That joke was roffle inducing!"

by ZT June 16, 2005

roffle (verb)

an act of laughing your ass off while at the same time rolling on floor histarically.

He roffles as he watch an old lady trip on her own walking stand.

by word-nodoubt February 19, 2003

Rofflcopter

1. The vehicle in which you find yourself when you ROFL.

2. A state of mind that you obtain when you ROFL.

3. The funniest thing John's ever heard.

Guy #1: "So today I was just standing there and then BAM! I crapped my pants!"

Guy #2: "Rofflcopter!"

by Geoff: The Beast April 3, 2008