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Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)
Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
by RWeek November 26, 2011
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ritualistically

Doing something repetitively in the form of a ritual
JOE: Do you do that every night?
Austin: Of course. I do it ritualistically.
by BKBChampion April 14, 2017
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ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
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Ritualistic

"I'm ritualistic AF!"
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Ritualistic

"I'm ritualistic AF"
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