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Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
mugGet the Dark Ritualmug.

druggyist

Someone who is prejudice towards drug users and thinks they are worthless to society just because they pick a different recreational drug to the sheep.
Marks is sipping a beer and Paul has rolled a blunt.

Mark: Why you smoking dope you dope?
Paul: You druggyist asshole, that beer is doing far more damage than my Mary Jane.
by JustXtreme August 25, 2011
mugGet the druggyistmug.

Mediocruccino

The step up from a cheapuccino/fakeuccino. Halfway between instant crap coffee (i.e. Nescafe "gold blend") and proper freshly ground from bean coffee.
JC: Lets get a free coffee from my office before we go to the canteen
JA: Yeah I could use a cheapuccino

<the noble gentlemen JC and JA make their way to JC's office and JC intialises the caffeine dosing machine which then, to their utter delight, dispenses a couple of heated beverages>

JA: This isn't quite a cheapuccino, it's not that bad
JC: Indeed, it's a mediocruccino
by JustXtreme March 18, 2013
mugGet the Mediocruccinomug.

dark ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
mugGet the dark ritualmug.

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