ripstick 

1. A skateboard thing with two wheels and a middle section that twists awesomely for increased motion and awesomeness.

2. A person who's really petite and skinny but has really toned muscles.

3. A mispronunciation of lipstick.

I got decked by a guy on a ripstick and broke my arm!!

She's so small yet so ripped. What a ripstick!

My ripstick shade is called Hibiscus.

ripstick by mapleleaf~ August 7, 2012

Ripshot 

Noun.

A ripshot occurs when one immediately follows a bong rip with a shot of alcohol before exhaling any smoke.

Tony - "After Mike's sixth ripshot, he tripped over the dog and twisted his ankle."

Dave - "Sounds like quite a Tuesday night."

Ripshot by Herb Crowbasket January 19, 2014

ripshit 

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

ripshit by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

ripster 

the counter-culture to hipsters.

a ripster doesnt do what they do because they want to be cool, they just do it to have fun, the result is they look cool, and people try to do it too.

ripster by sickem shure July 5, 2005

Ripski 

To do whatever is put in front of you. Substance, drink, event etc...

Are you ready to ripski tonight? Hell yeah lets hit that shit.

Ripski by zimzam101 October 17, 2008

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

Ripster Scale by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

ripsonism

A phrase or saying that only would make sense to an engineer... lots of complicated words for a simple meaning.

i.e. -Ripsonism: please pass the sodium chloride, in English is: please pass the salt.

ripsonism by BigfootTC July 6, 2014