turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon

i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler

by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Rump Rangler

A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!

Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are rump ranglers from the homosexual cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain"

by Gay Cowboy Dan October 15, 2010

ringle

A cellphone's musical ring tone, esp. an annoying one.

"Jim left his cellphone on his desk, and its damn ringle distracted me all afternoon."

by Hiram Shadrasky August 17, 2007

three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.

After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.

by zoorlac September 19, 2011

ringer

N: At Burger King when you order a side of fries sometimes you accidentally get an onion ring in there. This is called a ringer.

Paul: "Dude, how are those fries? Can I have one?"
John: "Sweet! I got a ringer!"
*holds up onion ring*
Paul: "You aren't even listening to me, are you?"

by Shidoni March 9, 2009

Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.

Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.

by xXHxCXx May 11, 2006

Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019