Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

Dead Ringer

The phrase "dead ringer" comes from Old Medieval England when someone was pronounced dead they were quickly sent for burial due to no refrigeration in mortuaries. This led to some wrong diagnosis and the burial of people who were actually still alive. Many a resumed coffin has been found with server scatch marks on the inside. A contributor of this was the fact that beer, when drunk in large quantities from the old "lead beer mugs" made the thirsty person not only drunk but the appearance of being dead due to the fact the the chemical reaction between the beer and lead slowed the heart beat of the said thirsty person to such an extent that an over enthusiastic dockter may pronounce the drunkard, dead. However, if they were not buried so swiftly they would in fact wake up with no more than a regular and deserved "hangover". Once this was realized and before there was a ban on drinking out of the early beer mugs made of lead, people were buried with a bell so that they could ring it if they were to wake up while 6 feet under. This is also where "saved by the bell" comes from.

During a race or any gaming activity where a particular "unknown" participant excels, they can be termed a "dead ringer", in other words they are back from the dead.

by Boxer52 February 5, 2018

Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 1, 2009

ringer upper

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.

Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.

by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009

bell ringer

When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.

I gave her a bell ringer last night.

by ticer September 11, 2022

bell ringer

A girl whose pu$$y just can't be beat.

'Toya is a bell ringer.

by 'Toya June 28, 2007