riger

riger...a perfect example of nature's cruelty. Riger, currently 13 months old, is an offspring to Ravie, a 17 year old high school student, and Lilly the Tiger. At this time, noone has a clear, biological explaination of how this could have happened, but evidently, it did. Rumors tell us that Ravie, being under the influence of alcohol and Viagra(TM) at the time, broke into our lab facility at around 11:40 PM and raped our beloved elderly Siberian Tiger, who is currently suffering from arthritis. (She was being treated for impotency at our Zoo facility). The offspring, nicknamed "Riger" (Ravie + Tiger), is the 1st ever cross-breeding between a human and a tiger. Ravie currently pays monthly child support and takes an active role in parenting. But this is NOT enough. Our beloved Riger is suffering from unforseen consequences of such breeding (deformed face, abnormally small brain and penis...the list goes on). Your help is needed. Please donate NOW, our representatives are waiting.

Call us at 1-888-SAVE-HIM or
1-800-NO-XBRED

by Toronto Zoo April 18, 2005

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Bigger nigger rigger

Fixing something that was already nigger rigged

"that shit was nigger rigged, how did you fix it, you must be a bigger nigger rigger"

by Phbtttttt June 22, 2018

Up the Ringer

Another term for anal sex.

Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer.

by The Blue Light August 16, 2006

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

Rigger rich

One who works on an Oil Rig and makes a lot of money, often spending it all very quickly on drinking, paryting and very expensive unneeded items.

Everytime we get paid he spends his whole check on strippers, liquor and parts for his monster truck, always acting rigger rich on payday.

by mojolender April 30, 2012

Rigger Rich

Refers to someone who works on an oil rig and makes a lot of money doing so.

Steve: Hey what have you been doing lately?
Bill: I've been working on an oil rig the past year.
Steve: You must be rigger rich then.
Bill: ya its crazy how much money we make.

by kmroberts July 28, 2012