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In our Wall Street Derivative Nation language, the word RECOVERY is pronounced Wreck-Hovery. The Wall Street definition is: 1. The suspension - as in hovering in the air - of rules governing theft/embezzlement/fraud ~ and/or 2. Vultures, hyena, mice, banksters and other Scavenger Species amassing and eating what APPEARS to be alive ~ but is, indeed, dead.
In a speech before the Unemployed Teachers Union today, President Obama explained, "To some of you, our current economic recovery seems elusive, but my Wall Street economists, working for The Too Big To Fail, assure me that this Economic Recovery is REAL and will be maintained."
by FreedomBase August 25, 2012
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Recovery coochie

Sexual gratification obtained as the healing process for a breakup.
When James found out his girlfriend had slept with his best friend, he called his ex over for consoling and recovery coochie.
by D-Moola June 9, 2009
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full recovery

a good band (fullrecovery.cjb.net)
1) Full recovery is a good band.
2) Their drummer is so hot.
by drummer boi November 2, 2003
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on the road to recovery

Getting better. Being injured or something that ales you into being unhealthy and in poor health for a long period of time.

Slowly showing progress in better health.

example: a junkie who cant kick is on the road to recovery it will be a long road for a lifetime of kicking the habit.
"Your on the road to recovery" being a junkie and turning sober isn't always easy to walk away from.
Your "On the road to recovery", your health is improving, your walking again and close to coming home from the hospital soon.
by charityranallo December 18, 2017
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Recovery

1. A vague term used for the world's oldest profession.
2. The act of prostitution.
3. Getting a john
-Hey Rhonda, where are you working now?
-Oh, I've been doing some recovery in Newark.
- ::puzzled:: hmmm...
by Pat McNasty September 14, 2008
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recovery room

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'
wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
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