Bigots restroom

If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.

Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

retronic

(adjective) when someone applies the use of something retro in an ironic way.

"When we remodeled the bathroom, we left one of these cheesy 80's dolphin tiles behind to be, you know, retronic."

"Why is he trying to work that handlebar mustache? He must think it's retronic..."

by Sue Dunham December 22, 2009

restrompo

Anus, rectum. Vulgar slang.

"Hey man- I hear she likes it right up the old restrompo!"

by arzho September 22, 2009

Restroom camper

A person who gets dead silent in their stall when you walk into the restroom, hoping you will not notice what they are doing in there.

That girl from the other office is such a restroom camper! We all know why she is in there

by legal girl August 23, 2011

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

retronized

Taking an old video game and modernising it or making a modern game into an old classic video game.

(retro) (modernised) (retronized)

by The last womble May 7, 2016

restroom app

This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.

Yo dude! what is taking so long? you playing a restroom app again?

by SpitfireZero79 May 15, 2016