republikeynes

People who espouse the virtue of the free market while living off government largesse. Examples of republikeynes include the farmers who vote for republicans to lower taxes while receiving hundreds of billions of dollars in farm subsidies.

The term is a portmanteau of republican and keynes, the economist who advocated higher government spending to get out of a recession.

Did you hear that the republicans want to give a quarter trillion dollars to big farms? Business as usual for the republikeynes.

by Chez Guevara October 17, 2008

Republicantoring

A Republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. See cantoring.

Michelle is Republicantoring the House by forcing people to choose between freedom or tyranny.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 28, 2009

Republican Logic

The complex system of cognitive dissonance that enables the afflicted to love both Jesus and war.

I see from the mix of Christian and jingoistic stickers on your car that you suffer from Republican Logic.

by AntiRepublican August 7, 2007

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on

Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

by Barrasso August 16, 2008

Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

by HavenB January 29, 2009

Republican victims

The normal state of affairs for Republicans since they are so widely crucified by the liberal fake news media machine.

We are certainly the most intelligent and the best equipped emotionally to govern the US and so it is obvious why we are so vilified; we are the Republican victims!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

union of soviet socialist republics

you would call this "Soviet Union" in the modern times

Me: Where were you born, Mom?
Mom: In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, son.
Me: You mean the Soviet homeland, right?
Mom: Yeah.

by gabrielmeir1020 January 19, 2017