repooperation

n. - (ri·pup'·ər·eɪ'·ʃʌn)
The oft-necessary resting period that follows the routine unloading of fecal matter from the human anus.
The word is a blend of "poop", a slang term for fecal matter, and "recuperation."
-Examples of morphological derivatives are:
repooperate
repooperative (area or period)
repoopable
repooperacoon (modeled after the recuperacoon from MS Paint Adventures)

Jim has been in the bathroom forever, maybe someone should check on him." "I just did; he's all done, just waiting out the repooperation period. He can't even walk for long without first repooperating.

by Astrapto May 3, 2011

remotissipation

-n noun

The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.

Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.

Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.

by slothzilla June 6, 2009

Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury

RESI

The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.

Cures:

Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.

Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.

by Sophiesblues February 5, 2010

Repetize

In the process of repetition. To change a document to have repetitiveness.

Dude, I'm totally going to repetize my paper!

by Battlekore April 15, 2010

Remote ADD

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.

by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011

Remote Dock

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.

"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."

by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016

remotus operandi

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so

Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!

by Creed Cur December 22, 2017