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Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.
In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement
by AronDC13 January 17, 2008
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Rent-Roll

During conversation, or randomly going up to someone and bellowing the words "How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?".
This also works for all other methods of communication.

There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?

HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!

HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?

WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.

SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!

HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...

...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"

It MUST be in caps to count.

The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
by Dalek356 February 27, 2011
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Rent-A-Buddy

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 21, 2008
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Rent a Pig

A security guard who thinks he is a cop.
Hey look! It's another rent a pig..
by Bigpun April 27, 2003
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Rent Boy

A male who resides in a dwelling, but instead of paying a sum of money to the householder or landlord, he instead offers favours of a sexual nature in order to remain in residence.
LANDLORD " You are a very pretty young homeless man, I can offer you a roof over your head and a hot meal"

YOUNG MAN - "But I have no money to pay for such luxury"

LANDLORD "I am sure we can come to some arrangement, you could be my little bitch rent boy"
by blueskai April 2, 2011
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rent-a-mob

Large group of people who are always protesting, seemingly irrationally, and mobilized by "grassroots operatives."
"I wanted to drive to Main Street today, but there is a rent-a-mob out there and traffic can't get through."
by RobertSW June 2, 2008
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Rent-a-Boo

A significant other that you call, cuddle, use and or abuse at your own disposition. Often a Lady/Gentleman in the street but a freak in the sheets. A part-time boo.
"I'm alone on a Friday night..... I guess it's time to call Rent-a-Boo!"
by Boodip December 23, 2008
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