remote control plane

A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small handheld device. These aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high winged trainer aircraft to start with.

Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.

Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like 280 MPH!

by Brownturd December 1, 2013

Remote wrestling

When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.

"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"

by Xamol July 14, 2017

Remote interpersonal research (RIR)

To excessively stalk people on the internet without them knowing you exist

Me: I did some remote interpersonal research (RIR) and found the Facebook, Instagram, his mom's Instagram of that cute medical student I saw on campus.
You: How? You don't even know his name.
Me: I scrolled through hundreds of Facebook profiles to find him.

by RIR17 October 19, 2017

Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.

Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!

by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.

Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time

by notafoool December 24, 2019

remote-ability

Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.

The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.

by Yet man May 12, 2020