A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
by NHG July 27, 2010
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One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.
Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness
by horny lepard March 29, 2010
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A phrase used to justify the faux pas that is falling asleep during sex.

It bares no relation to the effort or technique displayed by the other party. The falling asleep is usually out of character and is the result of weeks of burning the candle at both ends.
Muscley Hetero: yeh baby, d'ya like that?

Ali: Zzzzzz

Muscley Hetero: baby? Oh.My.God.

Ali:*wakes up*

urgh, i wasn't sleeping, i was just really relaxed.
by martini attack September 7, 2009
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When you are having sex and you are the only one that’s enjoying themselves
Boy “ how was it last night with Lesley
Boy 2 “ really good bro but I was the only one on the relaxing-end
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when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
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Relax hassa is a maltese term commonly used by laid back people.

1. It is used to imply that the person is relaxing and doesn't care about his other priorities at the moment.

2. It can also be used to imply that the activity the person wants to do is laid back and wants to go with the flow.
1. "U le man bhalissa relax hassa qieghed"

2. "X'ha naghmlu llejla?"
"Buq. Relax hassa umbad naraw"
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The ancestor of Netflix and chill

Probably how your parents created you.
My parents are so fucking old they VHS'd and relaxed to make me

VHS and Relax
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