reality tv

the programs run by fox television corparation, cbs, nbc, and any other worthless piece of crap that the majority of americans worship. complete waste of time as the consumer watches it only then giving more money to people who are too rich already and giving fake political candidates, such as Bush, more power in sponsorships. has no relation to reality in any way. DONT WATCH!!!!!!

Don't watch reality tv, it corrupts the minds and is what gives all Americans a bad name in Europe.

by neohippy April 1, 2008

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Breaking the rules: like being able to kill the bad guy even though you already died.

Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11

Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."

by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018

Reality TV

TV that in reality has very little, if anything, to do with do with anything based on reality.

Big Brother 1-5

by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004

UR is Unlock Reality

UR is the abbreviation for Unlock Reality a term derived from the Unlock Reality Manuscript text being shared round the world via bookcrossing. It is also the source of the UR-Effect and the Pre-UR-Effect.

When asking what is UR, the best answer would be, UR is Unlock Reality.

by Bella Savage October 24, 2006

reality tv

possibly the worst advent in television since pro wrestling. Basically an excuse for Fox TV to only have to spend $30,000 dollars on random street folk and a handycam, so they can tape for twelve hours and get ridiculously high ratings, turning a large profit in the process-originated with shows like COPS, and Candid Camera, and eventually degraded itself to shit like "The Simple Life," "Joe Millionare," and most recently and disgustingly, "The Swan"

"Rupert Murdoch is a walking, talking asshole who uses human degradation to add to his pile of blood-money."

by Philip J. May 29, 2004

Buick Regal

A badass car that gets about 26 miles to the gallon on the highway, is bulletproof, has great suspension and lots of room for fucking some fine ass bitches. Shit's fast as fuck and the 1994-95 models with the 3.8L V6 were known to attain speeds of over 150 miles per hour. You could get hit by a train and it would still drive away.

Frequently targeted by the police for unwarranted traffic stops for no reason in particular to search for drugs.

Often owned by upper class drug traffickers and dealers, as well as street level dealers, professionals, older folks, and really old folks.

"Nigga, you got that Buick Regal doe? You cray homeshizzle, dat shit dope as fuck. Where you hide the fishscale in dis shit"?

by nigganigganiggaracks September 20, 2012

Reality Dodger

A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.

A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.

Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"

Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".

Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"

by Social-Observer October 1, 2010