REET

mostly said on msn but you sat REET instead of swearing your head off. and its fun to say hehe

1. OMF MSN SIGNED ME OFF REET
2.Person one: hey hey hey are you there hey are you there?
Person 2: oh yer im here i was just playing a game. hehe
Person one: REET

by XxtroubledchildxX July 16, 2007

Reet

A burrito. It's quite simple really.

chipotle anyone?? I'm having massive reet cravings.

by .tar.gz April 18, 2014

Reet

Played in the game CS, where one player takes another down to hp below 4; when they reach this point, they are considered reet.

John was 'reet' when ste knived him in the face.

by Steve-o / Reflex January 24, 2005

reet

A lack of mental prowess. Retard

Hey reet, knock it off!

Oh crap I'm such a reet!

by John Jacoby September 15, 2006

reet mon

A greeting between local farmer folk around the cheshire area. often also followed by some sort of in-audible outburt resembling the sound that a shivering sheep might make

reet mon old rooster shag, brrrrrrrrrrr

by fezzy pop May 21, 2009

reet pong

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!

"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 6, 2008

young reet

A large and encharged reet... Mainly used in moments of climax. And moments of extreme intensity

Yo young reet... Just recked Trevor hans butt last night

by Young reet livin like an old r January 17, 2017