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Remington Bard-itus

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.
Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.
by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011
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Remington

Remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless "gun, television show, razor and type-writer references" but lacks an angry response because he's better than that. in fact, Remington is quite witty and usually plays along.
i dont care what anybody says, i like Remington! i wish there were more people like Remington!
by Slymee August 14, 2010
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Being to awestruck, to shocked to comprehend anything
" man, im still reeling form last night"
" i cant beleive she is still reeling from what he said"
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Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.
I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.
by Teddy July 12, 2005
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Reekin Ricans

Foul smelling Puerto Ricans. An unpleasant odor emitting from a puerto ricans.
Holy shit dude. We are in the presense of Reekin Ricans
by Viva Italia April 27, 2007
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gentle reminder

The act of pretending to be courteous in reminding someone that they didn't do what you told them to do when in fact you are being extremely condescending.
Matt, 'gentle reminder' that you have to wear socks around the office.
by Max Power's Hair Dryer May 27, 2016
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Reelina

A good friend... but they are sometimes crazy. But they usually are in the company of even weirder individuals. Please bear caution while approaching one. Even still.. they are nice individuals to have as friends. But don't borrow money from them, and you should have a great friendship..... and maybe hug them every so often.... at your own risk.
You and Reelina are always hugging.... *looks away in embarrassment*
by You don't need to know who April 16, 2013
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