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lou reed

JESUS.

But, more commonly known as the frontman of the Velvet Underground, a rock and roll pioneer, super...
Lou Reed was essential in the writing of The Velvet Underground's brilliant song, "Heroin" and performed it, as well.
by Nicole January 24, 2005
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Brian Reed

1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.

2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.

3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.

4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.

Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"

Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*

Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS

PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"

Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*

Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN

UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"

Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
by Mr.Krampus March 1, 2017
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Redshirt Girlfriend

1. A girl aspiring to become your girlfriend.

2. The Girl that a guy keeps around in waiting as a back-up to his current girlfriend. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman, however calling a girl a redshirt girlfriend does not neccessarily imply that she has had relations with the guy while he was with the previous girlfriend.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
Definition 1- Man, that girl Kelly is all over you dude. I think she is your Redshirt girlfriend.

No one knew why Billy dropped his girlfriend Sally until everyone found out about his Redshirt Girlfriend, Gloria.
by The Mahatma December 26, 2008
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Reed Tucker

Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"
by Fooby July 27, 2004
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redstoneify

a minecraft word used to say you can make something out of redstone.
you: Hey, can i redstoneify this?

Mumbo Jumbo: Sure! Let me help.
by ok_yeet February 17, 2020
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redson

A hot steamy LEGO man who deserves to be loved by his parents and has extreme daddy,anger,mommy, and partner issues he gets a lot of hoes
Redson is hot af
by Redsons.husband August 25, 2022
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john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015
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