red sox

best team in sports. Bottom line.
The Yanks can go rub dongs with their daddies.
by Bouch March 03, 2005
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A band off idiots that plays in a glorified little league ball park with psychotic, classless fans.
Finally the red sox won a title after 87 years... You have better odds at winning in roulette!
by GO YANKEES May 01, 2006
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Winners of the 2004 world series, and because of that yankees fan bitch like the babies they are saying the suck but hey, who won the world series?
Sorry Yankees this aint a race heres your guift for second place, ~hands tombstone~
by Yankee Lover October 29, 2004
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lame-ass cocksuckers that have a fan base that believes winning 1 fuckin world series in 86 years qualifies them as the best team in baseball history. the 2004 yankees were injury depleted and were probably screwed because the red sox paid off the umpires in the last 4 games of last years alcs. the red sox also have the biggest asshole since pete rose in curt not worth a mother fucking schilling. the NEW YORK YANKEES are the best team in all of sports with 26 world championships and 39 world series appearances they are truly the epitome of all sports franchises. and for the record the yankees did blow the 2004 alcs (they were cheated) but let us not forget that the red sox blew a 14.5 game lead in 1978 and a 2-0 lead in the AL East playoff by giving up a homerun to BUCKY DENT. he probably hit two other homeruns in his entire career. and also we must pay homage to the fine glovework of bill buckner in the 1986 world series and jonnie pesky's throwing abilities in the 1946 world series. they are the true chokeartists not the injury depleted 2004 Yankees. 2005 belongs to the bronx bombers. go Yankees.
red sox fan: the red sox are the best team ever man. we won in 1918 and 2004. the yankees won 26 world series but suck.
yankees fan: truth is the red sox have choked way more and way worse in their history than the yankees did in 2004. they suck balls and will not win again until at least 2090, mother fucker.
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the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.
Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry
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The team whose fans consider 'the best team in baseball' because they win an average of 1 world series every 83 years.
The Red Sox finally won the World Series after nearly a century. They rock!
by nation161 March 20, 2006
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fuckin worst team in baseball, bunch of lazy ass shits that don't play up to there capabilities.
Yankee can kick bostons ass back to the stone age cuz thats where it looks like they all came from.
by bleehhhh August 06, 2005
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