Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

Repodemic

A pandemic, threatening to repossess the life and the world we thought we owned, because we didn't honor our end of the bargain.

So much that they had loved was gone, swiftly taken back in a massive repodemic.

by Monkey's Dad April 6, 2020

recoverygirlhatepage

sexy and funny very nice and hot

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by ilikefrogs124 February 28, 2021

recordershoyo

the coolest mf alive

“Have you hear of Recordershoyo on tiktok?”

“Yeah! they make rlly cool videos.”

by emowh0r3 May 1, 2021

Recods

Another word for the reverse lights on a car.

That car has its recods on, it must be backing up.

by TSBROS_MH January 10, 2022

Recods

Another way of referring to a cars brake lights.

That cars recods are on, they must be revesing

by TSBROS_MH January 10, 2022