A Reuter can be both an action and a person. The action involves piping a woman from the back, whilst reciting Josh Turner lyrics acting as though you are cleaning or "reutering" her cheeks. The man himself is an almighty God who drives through blizzards and picks up snow bunnies like it's his day job. This man happens to love balance sheets and income statements, and will treat you right while slowly debating whether your ROI is high enough for him.
Good lord almighty, look at that man, he can Reuter me any day.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
Have you heard of the new sexy beast that's an accountant? They call him Reuter.
by Smoothini November 17, 2022
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Get the Rebutina mug.The type of person who must ALWAYS have the last word, and will always have a comeback. Stubborn to the point any fact, statement, or argument, if effective they can wear down their opponents to the point of tears through systematic counter attacks against their logic (or by being a Smart Ass). If ineffective they turn anything into an annoying never ending bout of pointless squabbling. If two should meet expect Option 2.
Most common online, but can be seen in real life.
Forum Tennis is often the chief sport of the Tireless Rebutter, often going on for many days if not months of posts and conversations.
Most common online, but can be seen in real life.
Forum Tennis is often the chief sport of the Tireless Rebutter, often going on for many days if not months of posts and conversations.
Person 1: My position is that X is Y.
Tireless Rebutter : X is Z.
Person 1: No it's Y.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No it's Z because of W.
Person 1: W doesn't mean X, that's V.
Tireless Rebutter: No that's false also because...
---Win----- (50 posts later)
Tireless Rebutter: That is why your mother doesn't love you, your pets hate you, and X is Z.
Person 1: Make it stop!
----Lose----- (200+ posts later)
Tireless Rebutter 1: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 1: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No you're wrong.
Mod: STFU already! THREAD LOCK
Tireless Rebutter : X is Z.
Person 1: No it's Y.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No it's Z because of W.
Person 1: W doesn't mean X, that's V.
Tireless Rebutter: No that's false also because...
---Win----- (50 posts later)
Tireless Rebutter: That is why your mother doesn't love you, your pets hate you, and X is Z.
Person 1: Make it stop!
----Lose----- (200+ posts later)
Tireless Rebutter 1: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 1: No you're wrong.
Tireless Rebutter 2: No you're wrong.
Mod: STFU already! THREAD LOCK
by Rmind June 29, 2010
Get the Tireless Rebutter mug.The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.
(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)
(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)
Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.
by lp1136 July 14, 2010
Get the match rebate mug.At first I took him literally, but quickly realized his comment was just a roto-reuter in the conversation.
by StaticFrequency January 5, 2017
Get the Roto-Reuter mug.when one shits in the shower , carefully places it on the drain , lays down on ones stomach then proceeds headbutt it as hard as humanly possible until it is completely disappeared.
yo i really gotta take a shit but i’m in the shower let me do an almighty rebuttal
my toilet was clogged so i just did an almighty rebuttal
my toilet was clogged so i just did an almighty rebuttal
by showershitter420 January 12, 2020
Get the Almighty rebuttal mug.Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.
by Brandonn S.87 October 7, 2019
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