Rasterfarian Bumper Squid 

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.

Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

Rasterfarian Bumper Squid by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010

Rasterfarianism 

Smoking is very much involved.

Let's smoke this shit!

Rasterfarianism by Bob Marley March 10, 2003

Pastafarianism 

The belief that a real prophet should be college educated

Look at that Bobby Henderson guy, he's a total believer of pastafarianism.

No he's not, he's just a college-educated prophet

Yeah yeah, whatever.

Pastafarianism by Gioku December 18, 2010

Rastafari 

A cheap, black supremist knock-off of Christianity. Every Rastari believer says that everyone should be nice and get along (ANTI-VIOLENCE), but if you say something bad to a Rastafari believer, they will immediately become violent and want to harm you. Also, smoking "ganja,' more commonly known as WEED, is a major part of the religion (which, by the way, weed supposedly makes you "anti-violent". Apparently not). Also, if you do not post this definition, I will keep trying to post it, because I have seen a lot more offensive and crazy things on Urban Dictionary than my definition. And I hope you understand that I'm right.

Rastafari is just another reason made-up by people to make other serious religions look bad. Also, if you're a Rastafarian and thinking about hurting me because of my definition, you're only proving me right.

Rastafari by The Foamy Chewbacca's Legacy December 25, 2010

rastafarianism 

the first comment that spelled ganja wrong is both mostly correct but still fucking retarded

chuck: hey u wana smoke some ganga
larry: either your already high or your retarded, fucknuts. Say ganja like a real rastafarian. i love rastafarianism

rastafarianism by Rasjon December 17, 2008

Pastafarian 

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

Pastafarian by Rimbaud Jangles October 4, 2008

rastafari 

somone whos religian is to praise salasi i and smokes weed and chills all day.

rastafari all day thats how i live, gettin money all day and runnin from the pigs, i got mad money i got mad skills smokin and tokin, get high and chill.

rastafari by jd_platinum March 16, 2009