rachael

a beautiful blonde-haired blue-eyed beauty!
sweet, beautiful, smart, sexy, and funny!
The best friend you could ask for, as well as girlfriend!

rachael is sooo beautiful!

by clara marie woods January 31, 2008

Rachael

Rachael. She's smart but on and average scale, well she tries to be. Shes humble and hates to be the center of attention. Sweet girl but feisty as hell. She hates liars and two faced people. She is strong in more ways than one. She can fight well but would rather just tell the people where to go and how to get there. She has a hell of an attitude but respects the people who respect her. She loves music and other arts with such a deep burning. She has a beautiful singing voice and is a skilled artist. Shes also an actor. Shes average height at about 5'6" with ever changing hair color (mostly consisting of browns and reds. Has been blue and other colors), she has brown and green eyes that are flecked with gold (green outside and brown inside. you just have to look closely to see the green.), she isn't super skinny. She has a little bit of chubbiness on her stomach and thighs but she has toned muscle under it. She has an amazing ass and a nice set of boobs. She has a heart shaped face with plump lips and a straight nose. She has a little birthmark on the right side of her face under the corner of her lips by about an inch. She has glasses. Her nose, belly button, ears (6 in each) and her Monroe pierced and has a small little music bird tattooed on her left hip. Over all shes a little weird but completely lovable even if she seems a little rough around the edges

Guy 1:" Dude look at her ass.. like dammmnnn. She seems a little stuck up."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's Rachael. She's like the sweetest girl in the school."
Guy 1:" Ohhhhh thats her? damn she's hotter than they said"

by SooooooooooFuck..... June 8, 2014

Rachael Ray

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".

1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."

by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009

rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.

Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?

by Megabutcher November 22, 2017

Rachael Zane

When a girl’s boyfriend is fake, normally capping about his life

Guy1: yo that girls peng

Guy2: yeah but she’s a total Rachael Zane

by C9 jible January 20, 2020

rachael davis

C $’s BFF.

Looks good in a tracksuit.

Sleeps A LOT!

Rachael Davis “loves “ her BFF Carly because she is rad!

by Cmerickel November 13, 2020

Ráichéal

A wonderful lady. Cute, loving, caring and fun to be with. Always there to help you, even tho she has to carry her own burdens. It doesn't matter how your mood is, talking to a Ráichéal always lights up your day. She is a heartwarming person. She is confused sometimes. And sometimes she forgets things or is clumsy. But that just makes her even more loveable. Ráichéal is this type of girl you want to tell your grandchildren about. A Ráichéal can never be forgotten.

Grandchildren: Grandpa, tell us a story!
Grandpa: There was once a Ráichéal....

by Shadowspreader February 8, 2021