Deemed Noisy Morons With Noisy Cars Society by the Association of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in Acronyms Stand For
Stupid RICERS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
Get the RICERS mug.A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues September 14, 2008
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by internetsensation February 9, 2009
Get the raperspective mug.Young punks that dress themselves, and their cars, for 9 second runs down the quarter mile when in reality they can't break out of the 17's!
by Sy October 12, 2003
Get the RICERS mug.(n) An awsome game that comes on any good linux distro. It involves steering a 3-D penguin down a slope and collecting fish at speeds exceeding 80mph! If your linux disto dont come with Tux-Racer, than you need to change to one that does.
by rmw889 May 20, 2004
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1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not
by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003
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In the movie, he fakes his death to protect his family from harm from the big industrial racing corporation. He keeps his identity a secret not only with a mask and sunglasses, but also got a surgical "makeover" on his face to change his identity. He later on in the movie reveals his face to Speed, but Speed doesn't recognize him due to the surgery.
Since Super Smash Brothers Brawl just recently came out, you'll probably be thinking to yourself, "Damn, that guy reminds me of Captain Falcon!
In the movie, he fakes his death to protect his family from harm from the big industrial racing corporation. He keeps his identity a secret not only with a mask and sunglasses, but also got a surgical "makeover" on his face to change his identity. He later on in the movie reveals his face to Speed, but Speed doesn't recognize him due to the surgery.
Since Super Smash Brothers Brawl just recently came out, you'll probably be thinking to yourself, "Damn, that guy reminds me of Captain Falcon!
As soon as Racer X stepped out of his car to help that Asian guy, I thought to myself "HOLY SHIT, it's Captain Falcon!"
by Evadrol May 10, 2008
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