road pop

1. Alcoholic beverage (usually a beer) that is consumed while driving a vehicle.

2. Alcoholic beverage contained inside a soft-drink cup to look like a drink from a fast-food restaurant instead of booze.

Matt brought a few road pops for everyone on the way to the club.

by Smu Johnson November 20, 2007

road wood

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).

Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

road apples

horse shit on the road

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

ROAD ROLLER DA!

Wait, does the road roller come with the stand?

ROAD ROLLER DA!
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by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Road head

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

by Middle aged middle white male November 7, 2018

road fingers

This is when a someone fingers a women while driving. It's the femlale equivelent to road head. It can be performed by either the driver or the passenger.

Sarah's favorite part of driving though North Dakota was the road fingers.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.

by Jason6025 August 28, 2006

road sluts

People who like to hog up the whole road and be a slut.

Jake: Hey Max did you see all thoose road sluts yesterday?
Max: Awe yeaah man them sluts almost ran me over!
Jake: I know dawg

by taylor5766 March 15, 2011