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The Horse Ripper 

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.
"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"

Rim Ripper

When you go to the shitter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. The dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.
"Man! That was one Hell of a Rim Ripper!"
Rim Ripper by Mr Plutonium July 5, 2009

Best Rappers List 

1. Eminem
2. Marshall Mathers
3. Slim Shady
4. Rabbit
5. that white guy from D12
lines from the rappers on the"best rappers list"

"And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!" from "The Real Slim Shady"

-"Success is my only mothafuckin' option, failure's not" from "Lose Yourself"

-"Yeah the rap is tight, But I'm about to spit the greatest verse of all time, So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um, Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit, And start over from scratch and write new ones, But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference, When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight" from "No Love"

clit ripper 

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces
Look at the clit rippers on that one
clit ripper by jokee November 8, 2007

Rhode Island Ripper

The ultimate version of the shocker. This sexual act involves using both fists in both the vaginal and anal opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. Creates the most intense orgasm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. End results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept "super cocks"- penises belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a coke can.
Nurse: "I can't stop the bleeding doc."
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
Rhode Island Ripper by Ben Jam'in' September 3, 2010

ripper wedgie

A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.
Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!
In Australia, a term generally describing what was or is expected to be a really good time
there's a party at the docks tonight- it's gonna be a ripper
ripper by cult lord April 28, 2009