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Responded.

It didn't "glided", it "glud" - Rodney Rude.
I've already respund to your question, M'am!
by jimbo-jaw December 6, 2020
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responsibility

The most misdefined word in the urban dictionary. It is simply the "BLAME" Teaching responsibility is easy if you do not complicate it. Taking responsibility is taking the "BLAME". Jesus was not responsible for all of our mistakes and yet he took the BLAME. Stop treating this word as a good trait because it is only good for those predestined to be the "SCAPEGOAT" Responsibility is something we can only accept not force on others without evidence that they are guilty. If the boss notices something good has been done and wishes to know who did it. He/She would ask "who gets the CREDIT". It is only after mistakes are discovered that we ask "who is RESPONSIBLE"? I pray that the editors recognize the logic and truth in this definition and give it the "CREDIT" it deserves.
Responsibility should be avoided unless you know the risk and are willing to take the blame for failing. Opportunity hides inside this risk, for if you succeed you will get "CREDIT" for success and dodge the 'BLAME" for failure.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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stupid response

A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.
This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD
by Eunakritos August 3, 2006
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Responsible

Definitely not you if your reading this.
Do some dishes for God's sake
If this doesn't get a vote I will slaughter you family.
Opposite of a Teenager
"Why won't you try and act responsible?" -dad
"I'll whoop yo ass"
-also dad
by Larry Gadon May 27, 2019
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First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.
“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”
by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017
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drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
by David March 24, 2008
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Respondry

The way in which someone responds to a situation.
Shawna: Man, your new chick posted a nasty response to a comment on your facebook status.

Shane: Yeah, she's crazy jealous of this chick I never even dated and who lives 2000 miles away.

Shawna: Ah, well that's some crazy bitch respondry right there.
by TeaTweaker July 16, 2010
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