Quitterbating

To masturbate fantasizing about the act of quitting one's job. Particularly common when working for big four consulting firms, such as Deloitte.

I couldn't get this report done, because I as in the bathroom quitterbating.

by The Sausage King of Chicagoooo December 10, 2010

quitters

People who go to rehab.

Shit brotha, I ain't nevva goin' ta rehab. Rehab is fo' quitters!

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

win quitter

Almost like a rage quitter except they quit a game after only winning their first match. They usually quit because they know they are going to lose in a rematch, especially if they won by luck or some other circumstances such as bad internet connection. A win quitter is NOT someone who beats you fair and square and then gives you a rematch.

"We were playing a close game and he beat me with a cheap trick. I asked for a rematch but he refused. He's a win quitter."

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

quitters

noun
Socks, longer than ankle and shorter than tube, usually gray in color, made from wool, flannel, or cotton, that have the characteristic ability to 'quit' when you pull them up, sliding back down to gather slightly around the ankle, resulting in comfortable fashion

Dude, I can't believe you're wearing quitters with shorts and sandals.

by Gideon April 21, 2004

one hitter quitter

the act of punching a redneck in the face and making him cry and yell damn you

that little hick was a one hitter quitter

by lakaisk8r37 September 19, 2009

quitterpated

the general disharmony, crankiness, snackiness and other withdrawal symptoms associated with quitting smoking

"sorry for yelling at you yesterday and for eating all the chips and dip. i'm just quitterpated from not smoking this week."

by The Bramble December 31, 2008

Quitters

Jeans or pants that fit tightly around the bum when you first put them on, but as the day goes on they get saggy and unflattering. Could also refer to socks that lose their elasticity during the day.

"Here it is 4PM and you can no longer see that I have a butt, these jeans suck, they are such quitters."

by Case Face August 26, 2007