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San Quinton Can Opener

When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity
Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks
by bullish behavior September 25, 2008
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Quinton

Is Full Of Pimps And Hoes
Of Which Both Like To Give Head!

B32 Is The Place To Be!
"I Give Head To This Bitch/Dude Last Night"

"I REP B32 Blud Quinton All The Way!"
by NayseHea October 18, 2008
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Quinton

Quinton-also know as "Quincy". Likes to leave chocolate treats on male or female faces.
"Quinton why did you put a "Quincy" on my face last night?!

"That Quincy you left on my face last night was quite the treat"
by Rekonize July 26, 2006
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Quintanal

When a person has all he needs in the world, yet he does not bragg of being wealthy
My teacher for home economics is a quintanal, he comes to school driving a mercedes, and the other day I saw him in the beach while he was riding his boat, he never says anything at shool, I respect him
by Newyomer December 23, 2010
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Quinton Moore

Penis face; also see Silly Goose... or maybe just goose. JK! OMG SDFKSDFJDS HAX0R!!
by Myo November 22, 2004
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filthy quintana

When a lesbian approaches two men at a party and ask them if they like to be anally penetrated by a lesbian with a strap on dildo. When one of the men agree to this and she takes them to a room. After the lesbian straps on her dildo, she violates on of the men anally. After she pulls out she tells the friend to lick her strap on clean for her. The friend obliges and after this the leftover feces creates a ring around his mouth....much like a clown has.
Hey boys? How would you like a filthy quintana?
What is a filthy quintana?
Well my strap on you two and a lot of anal penitration, wink wink!
Hmmmmm we are in girl!
Bang bang bang.......... "now lick it clean boy!"
Other dude "you have a ring of shit on your face!"
The girl "that's a filthy quintana baby! Now its your turn!" Wink wink!
by doc d August 25, 2013
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Quinton

A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.
Girl, don't get tangled up with that boy he's a quinton and has no future.

Don't hire him, he's a quinton, no work ethic.

Stop that noise! You play guitar like a quinton.

Ew, he has the face of a quinton, grosssss!
by radiotacohomo February 3, 2010
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