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A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.
Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014
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Quinnard 

spunch bob and quinnard
quinnard from spunchgob suarepant
Quinnard by 🤭 felix August 23, 2022

Lucifer's Quinoa 

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom 

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
quinoa mom by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinones 

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
Quinones by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

creamy quinoa 

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.
After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.
creamy quinoa by Zubra May 19, 2018