quinona

A common mispronunciation for quinoa, primarily among men residing in the United States, even though there is clearly no second "n" in the correct spelling of the word.

Guy 1: I'm having quinona for dinner tonight.
Guy 2: Dude, there's no such thing.

by KeenWa May 11, 2013

quinoa

A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.

Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.

by Flakey March 17, 2014

Quinnard

spunch bob and quinnard

quinnard from spunchgob suarepant

by 🤭 felix August 23, 2022

Lucifer's Quinoa

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.

GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."

by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinones

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end

That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.

by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

creamy quinoa

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.

After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.

by Zubra May 19, 2018