Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

Quaff

A cool hair-cut or hair-do

Dude, don't mess up my quaff!

by Kristy February 23, 2005

Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

Quaffle

When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.

She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle

by shanagains9211 August 13, 2022

Quafftide

The single word announcement that this is the time, or season, for a drink.

Daryl: Quafftide?

Isak: Quafftide.

by D-Doggg July 1, 2023