Monty Python

A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.

You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!

by Meg August 27, 2003

pythons

Large biceps. see guns

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons

by Kraken July 18, 2008

Pants Python

A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.

Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.

by Sexy Bitch McGee June 4, 2009

SRG Python

It’s rare to see a wild srgpython. Some don’t even believe they’re real and it’s just a myth, but ones that claimed to see him have confirmed it’s a rare sighting. It’s been written in scrolls and told for centuries that if you spot one, to know you’ll have good luck for 15 years. Some say they compare it to a “godly figure” but he simply just walks on the beat. It’s said when he walks they follow.

“Jenna swears she spotted an srg python last week with her bestfriends, bestfriend but she’s definitely lying”

by whereismywokk December 5, 2021

Python

A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.

"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."

by TheNottitrain February 25, 2012

pythonfag

A person who only programs in the programming language Python. They are incompetent programmers who believe that all other languages are inferior, their intelligence does not allow them to learn otherwise. They constantly preach about how other programming languages are bad and flex their Python garbage. They are stubborn baby programmers who can't be bothered to learn anything else because the intelligence required exceeds what they currently have.

0x90: Dude, why are you trying to make an exploit in Python? Just do it in C++.
Pythonfag: C++ is shit lol, Python is way better.
0x90: Shut up Pythonfag

by op0x90 November 28, 2020

Pythonic

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020