putting in the spadework

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

Puffing

Promoting false truth about yourself in order to deceive your social media audience into believing your more desired & or popular then you are.

Exaggerating the truth about who you really are in order to fool people into believing your a bigger deal than you really are.

she's puffing about being kicked out of Vidcon, it never happened!

by Exposing the frauds June 26, 2017

putting from the rough

1: The act or preference of anal sex, usually associated with homosexuals.

Look, man. I don't care if you're putting from the rough. There are solid arguments that some of the greatest people in history were gay; Alexander the Great, Caeser, Shakepeare, Oscar Wilde, Napoleon, Gertrude Stein, not to mention Danny Terrio, not many straight men can dance like that.

by Juan El Bajista November 11, 2007