Porchie

Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens

Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.

by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020

Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

Porch Beer

Here is the porch beer recipe. It can only be made in the summer.

1. Buy a bunch of Heineken. This is the raw ingredient necessary for the brew. No substitutions with quality beer allowed.
2. Put it in a cooler with ice and a bunch of other beer and a turkey/tomato/mayo/lettuce/Swiss wrap. Let part of the sandwich fall into the ice.
3. Leave the cooler on the back porch in the sun for a month. Do not drain the water or pick out the wrap.
4. Open the cooler, and clean everything up. Throw out all the other brands of beer and wash teh Heiny bottles under your backyard spigot to get the cap rust off and to clean off the botulism from what was the turkey wrap.
5. Line the beers up on the same bench you have the upended cooler drying out on. Ensure this location gets the sun/rain/wind, etc.
6. Leave beer in the sun for a month or more.
7. Put beer in fridge.
8. Drink and stand the fug back.

Note: Author is NOT responsible for what happens to you, or those around you, your loved ones or your marriage.

Author's stomach and intestines have been hardened by food poisoning in Turkey, by undercooked lamb and sheep testicles in South Africa, balut in the Philippines, swamp crawdads and by years of bad cooking. The novice porch beer maker with a Wonder bread stomach could be KILLED.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Last year's foolhardy porch beer experiments are still haunting my colon.

by NYA RW June 11, 2011

Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

porch mama

A mother who yells, shouts, or screams out commands to her kids from her porch or deck.

She's a porch mama. She just sits on her ass barking out orders.

by dscott August 9, 2005

porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

by yo dan March 8, 2015