Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

by John Koraski August 25, 2020

death penalty

An "eye for an eye" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the electric chair, and today the lethal injection is the most common one.

Random death penalty fact: Utah is the only state that still executes by firing squad.

by Party Pooper May 9, 2005

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Voodoo Punani

It's why pretty women drink free martinis and fat old men buy lamborghinis. It's got grip, it's got power, it's the only reason why men buy flowers.

Her Voodoo Punani caused me to leave my job and build a shack outside her bedroom window.

by David Brownstein November 8, 2003

Punani

the most pleasant sounding nickname for the vagina.

Your punani is bea-u-ti-ful!

by christina b. June 2, 2005

punane

a vagina

look at my punane

by mandy November 9, 2003

Punando

Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.

Check the punando on that chick!

by Ed April 24, 2005